I get paid very little, am a jack-of-all-trades lot boy/repo guy/mechanic/headlight polisher/inventory specialist/insert fancy name here, and after a 6 hour car journey to repo a car from halfway across the state I felt like doing an AMA. Not sure how long I'll be around a computer, but I'll answer every question eventually.

Just don't ask me legal stuff because I have no idea.

Pic related: Car we repo'd on the flatbed, and then next to a very dirty Murdersofa (driving it around to diagnose a CEL).