...the look on a potential car thief's face when they see my Civic.

I got a quick-release wheel

It's quite nice for a $70 China thing.

The $70 got me three kits (wheel, hub, quickrelease) made by different companies with very little intention of being used together. As such, I have a pile of spare parts and none of the two horn buttons I god work with the final product. Good thing my horn doesn't work anyways.