1. Take over Mitsubishi for peanuts

2. Take all your last-gen car making stuff and give it to Mitsubishi

3. Make new grill badges to replace the Nissan logo with a Mitsubishi logo

4. Sell your old cars as Mitsubishis - they will be 10 years younger than what Mitsubishi offers now, you’ll be able to sell your old shit to people which can’t afford better


5. Profit $$$$$$$


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