*two dogs are sleeping*

*some noise occurs somewhere*

Dog 1: (hmm I think I heard something, I better let someone know) “Is someone there?”

Dog 2: Did you hear something? What is it?

Dog 1: Maybe? Yeah I think so? I don’t know. I mean Yeah!

Dog 2: Yeah me too! I mean, you said you thought you heard something RIGHT?

Dog 1: Let’s let everyone know and charge the front door!

Dog 2: GET ‘EM! wait I’m gonna grab a toy first

Dog 1: Yeah TOTALLY WHO’S THERE

Dog 2: MOTHERFUCKER BRING THE NOISE and also a stuffed dinosaur

Dog 1: RIGHT BITCH WASSUP WHO IS IT and by the way I HEARD IT FIRST

Dog 2: NO WAY MAN I HEARD IT FIRST SEE I’M BARKING LOUDER

... and so on and so forth.

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