If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

If you do this, you’re an asshole

Every car show has that one asshole Boomer who makes it impossible to photograph their car because they cover it up with a mini shrine of awards, magazine article clippings, scale models, movie posters, etc.

Some random photo I found on Instagram

And they usually open the hood to show off the engine that nobody cares about, spoiling the lines of the car.


And even if you are opportunistic and try to get a photo before they assemble the shrine, they immediately hop out of the car and spend 45 minutes polishing it with a rag before parking their ass in a lawn chair so they’re always in the background of your shot.

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