For something comfortable, a Golf Comfortline 1.8 TSI automatic, in a rather lovely brown colour.

For something a bit sportier, the Nissan Juke Nismo RS. It’s a bit of an acquired taste looks wise, but I think it looks great. Just the right amount of bonkers.

And, for a little bit of both, the Kia Forte SX Turbo.


Only about 800 dollars more than the Golf, and for that, you get what’s basically the top-spec car. Yes, I selected the automatic. Fuck the police.