I’ve had a GMail address for long enough that I have the unadorned “first letter, last name” combination. As such, I get a lot of peoples’ cell phone bills, vehicle service reminders, etc.

This morning, I got an account notice for a hookup site. I logged in, completed the profile (4' 6" and 140 pounds, tatted and pierced, smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish, married and looking to cheat, living with roommates) and changed the “looking for” preference away from “18 year old girls”