...what vehicle would you buy that would leave other people scratching their heads or make them say, “You won 900 million dollars and you bought THAT?”

I want THIS. I want it so bad that my nethers are tingling. A single-cab, manual 4x4 Ram 3500. I kind of wish this one had the vinyl floor instead of carpet, but I’d live. I’m sure I could find one closer, but this is almost the perfect combo of equipment. Plus there’s the bonus of driving from Colorado to Montana to get it, and then driving back. I love big, manual, basic trucks. It’s not bro’d out, and it doesn’t have all that luxury BS that most of the large trucks are saddled with nowadays.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still buy a shitload of other vehicles. It’s just that this would be the first purchase.