Today's lame excuse for crazy-fast speeds on public roads comes out of Pekin, Illinios. Cops clocked 26-year-old Adam Lester going 140 mph over the McNaughton bridge - because he really had to pee. He also really had to flee and attempt eluding police, apparently. Maybe the 16-year-old girl clinging for dear life put too much pressure on his bladder?
Ah, the motorcylce asshat. After being cited for speeding three times in the last month, you'd think he would just give it up altogether. But if riding around with an underage girl 10 years younger is any indication, this guy is a professional asshat. Allegedly.