I'm gonna die, Oppo

I’ve been driving behind a Takata airbag....

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Oh, and don’t worry ‘bout that little orange engine light thing, that’s just on because it was overheated to 284 degrees. It runs just fine....

Besides, I’m a Professional Piece Of Shit driver. I’m used to this.

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