I'm marathonning all 8 Fast & Furious films today, in story order. This is my FAST FIVE open thread.

The Fast and the Furious thread:

2 Fast 2 Furious thread:

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Los Bandoleros thread:

Fast & Furious thread:

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PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DWAYNE JOHNSON MEMES/GIFS

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We're thoroughly turnt up at this point here at F&F HQ.

Ah yes, picking up right where we left off: at BUS HEIST O'CLOCK.

OH shit! Vince is back? Remember Vince? Vincent "Eternal-blue-balls" Not-Toretto?

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I have such a boner for this military truck...thing. #TruckYeah

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Oh god, not to mention the DeTomaso Pantera. THIS TRAIN HEIST HAS IT ALL, Y'ALL

@oracle gif me "Open Train, Insert Truck"

"How do you not know how they do business in America? It's fucking America!!! The business capital of the world!!!" - Elliot Lerner, my roommate

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HE'S HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcFcDl…

Speaking of here, my boss is here. Uh oh.

"I'm pregnant." "BITCH THEN WHY'D YOU CLIMB THROUGH ALL THAT SEWER SLUDGE OUR BABY'S GONNA HAVE FREAKISM OR SOME SHIT"

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Bless this man.

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Ah yes, time for F&F to channel this sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeDX3d…

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"It's a 'felonious bro' movie" - My Boss

God, I so appreciate the increased levels of car fanservice in these later movies. Just...such cool cars. So cool. Ugh.

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"This just went from Mission: Impossible, to Mission: Frickin' Insanity." - Tyrese Gibson

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"They can change their names, but they can't change their faces." - This man <<<

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"A bunch of stuff about safes and doors and blah blah blah." - Ludacris "How could you possibly know that?" - Me "He's Luda. HE KNOWS HIS DOORS." - Elliot

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This man is having a worse day than you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIhtx… And in the end he just runs. There's no wiping, no cleaning. Just a long day of the worst swampass in the history of the universe

"All I have to do is become an evil genius and I, too, could touch dat ass." - Han

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"I don't feel under arrest."

"Great invisible cars, Batman!" "Robin, that's it!"

So the two latino guys HAVE to be gay, right?

"The Fast and the Furious 9: Return of Suki" - Ross, my roommate

90% of Mia Toretto's role in these movies is to unsuccessfully scream at people to stop fighting.

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That guy's having a 2-for-1 sale on grenades, no refunds or exchanges

Ah the brotherhood of the bald jacked badasses.

"The rock is in a perpetual state of glistening." - Elliot

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Preach.

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"Toretto, I'll see you soon." "No, you won't." "Yes, I will." "No, you won't." "Yes, I will." "No, you won't."...

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Nothing like leaving a two foot cube of bills in an unlocked house.

And then the dumbest character buys a Königsegg CCR-X. And you thought the safe-chase was improbable.

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"I thought you wanted to go to Tokyo." "We'll get there...eventually." TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WAS THE RIGHT ORDER

And, ladies and gentlemen, we're down to our final two films. Will we make it? Tune in HERE:

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