I'm marathonning all 8 Fast & Furious films today, in story order. This is my FAST AND FURIOUS 6 open thread. ALMOST DONE

The Fast and the Furious thread:

2 Fast 2 Furious thread:

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Los Bandoleros thread:

Fast and Furious thread:

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Fast Five thread:

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I am so close, and yet...I am losing my grip on reality. I am part of Dom's world now. Everybody drifts here. It's impossible to drive straight.

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Really? REALLY!? Six feature films in and we're STILL pretending to shift on an automatic within the first 5 minutes!?

Also, it's a nice touch that you think they're completing the race they started at the end of 5, but really they're racing towards the birth of Brian's kid.

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Also, after watching all of these movies, this flashback sequence over rap is making me...is this...are these tears? Tears in my eyes? At 6 Fast 6 Furious?!?!?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkrXd3…

"Believe me, the last place in the world I wanna be right now is on your front doorstep selling girl scout cookies." - The Rock, while not selling girl scout cookies

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In other news, this is the darkest thing I've seen all day:

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The SIX MOVIE gambit of F&F: PARDONS ALL AROUND, BITCHEZ

Ah, the Escort is coming, but now it's time for one of my ALL TIME favorite cars. THE JENSEN INTERCEPTOR god please give me one now

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"With cars, it's a commitment, you gotta customize, it's all about the bond between you and the car." "Sounds like a marriage." "Yeah but with cars when you trade up they don't take half your shit." Thank you, Ludacris and the Rock.

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#HanPoppingChips #HanSnacking #HanSnacks #It'sAThing

"We're going to pay CCTV a visit." Um, excuse me? What? The whole thing about CCTV is that it's CLOSED CIRCUIT, meaning it's not broadcast from a central location, it's transmitted directly from the source. I mean what? Who wrote this fucking line? All you would have to do is say "All security cameras are down" "well we're going to pay the security company a visit" and you fix this issue. I mean seriously, what the actual fuck. Unless I'm just totally confused here, but wikipedia seems to back this up. OH AND PLUS, they wear fucking patches on their shirts that say "Central City Television" THAT'S NOT WHAT CCTV STANDS FOR DIPSHITS /rant

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"You can't flick a booger in London without somebody seeing." - Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges

Taking a break to drink Pastis and look at the rain. Cause we #fancy

WE'RE BACK. "Street kid, starts out boosting DVD players in LA, ends up stealing $100,000,000 in Rio. Inspiring story." Thank you, Ian Shaw, for that touching moment to bring us back.

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WE STICK TO THE PLAN.

Just kidding. They got a tank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRv6do…

Also, "we need more alphabets."

Oof. Dat Escort.

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"How did you know there would be a car to break our fall?" IN WHAT WORLD DOES LANDING ON A CAR COUNT AS A BROKEN FALL?!?!?

Side note: thank GOD the Rock shaved.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. It is 8:14PM CST. The cast of Fast and Furious 6 has just entered a runway, keeping pace with a landing plane, so A MINIMUM of 150 MPH. Let's see just how long this runway is.

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Dude The Rock almost Mountain'd that guy/Viper.

"Wrong team, bitch." AND THEN A BRUTAL, BRUTAL MURDER OCCURS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the plane has come to a rest at precisely 8:27:30PM CST. 13.5 minutes after the start of the scene. At 150 MPH, that would be a 33.75 MILE LONG RUNWAY. Ok, assuming all the interior stuff and exterior stuff was happening simultaneously, that's a MINIMUM of 16.9 MILES! The longest runway in the world? 3.4 miles. #lolz

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Also, bald shoulder convos. No eye contact. #ILoveYou

Guys. The final grace for Paul Walker. Rest In Peace. You are an inspiration. You are the spiritual reincarnation of Paul Newman. My goal in life is to be your spiritual reincarnation.

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With that done, it's ON TO TOKYO DRIFT, MOTHERFUCKERS:

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