That's right, opponauts. It's time.

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
And this is the part where we remember that the big score in the original The Fast and the Furious movie is a truck full of combination TV/VCRs. ‪#‎Sweet‬

"WHAT'S UP WITH THIS FOOL, IS HE SANDWICH-CRAZY?!"

Also can we talk about how pretty much the whole crew drives Nissans - a Silvia, a GT-R, and...a Maxima?!?!?! Who thought throwing a Maxima in there would be a good idea?

BOOM FIRST NOS MENTION

Oh man, remember this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIR…

"It's not how you stand by your car. It's how you race your car." Genius insight from this cinematic masterpiece

"MROWR! I smell...*sniff*...skanks" - Michelle Rodriguez

"Street's closed, pizza boy. Find another way home."

Awww poor baby Paul Walker. Can't even stage right

And, ladies and gentlemen, there it was: the best moment in any F&F film. #DangerToManifold

"Granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should." Apparently, Vin Diesel doesn't have synchros on his car, and double-clutches every shift, making it a near miracle that he won that race. Additionally, Granny Shifting is when you don't rev-match your downshifts, Vin #GETITRIGHT #nerd #SorryNotSorry

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Also the Eclipse overheats like a mother, then it's just fine. I'm assuming Paul's driving with 8 kinds of blown head gasket and warped head here #RIP #RIPthatEclipse #RIPPaulWalker

"He'll find anything on the web. Anything about anybody." - Back when this was unique and not commonly known as "facebook stalking"

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OH snap, Reggie Lee (the lead flaming dragon guy from Tropic Thunder) is the right hand asian gang man in this! And Brandon T. Jackson (Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder) makes a brief appearance (later) as well! Ned Baker is the only other person who will care about this

Vin Diesel, to a guy making out with a clothed girl: "Take it upstairs, you can't detail a car with a cover on it"

Oh man, whatever happened to Jordana Brewster

OH MY GOD THE KID WHO PLAYS ADD KID WHO'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR IN THE FIRST F&F IS THE STONER FROM SIMON SAYS. Only Chris Nonack will appreciate the true gravity of this. EDIT: wait a second, no, he's the porno guy in F&F

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In all honesty though, he kicks ass in this movie. Legitimately

Mia is so cold to Vince. So cold.

It's like dude you guys nailed it when you said he's putting Spoon engines in Honda Civics. But then you say turbos with nos? Is that where nos goes? In the turbo? What?

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"What, are they planning on racing with hopes and dreams?"

Great motor oil torture scene. Oh man, so brutal

Also great cigarette exchange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrE4w4…

Ugh dat Dom backstory doe

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"He's like gravity. Everything just pulls to him."

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Pretty sure I learned how to kiss from this movie


Need to work on my left-head-tilt if I'm gonna be an actor, though

CHOKESLAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp4HHB…

Classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SWcl5…

"Nothing, I'm fine."
"You know what fine stands for? Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional."
Oh wait sorry wrong car movie

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Race Wars is on an old abandoned government airstrip. Sounds like highschool

I love that Jesse is like "beating a Jetta in an S2000? IMPOSSIBLE"

Paul Walker is so underrated

Paul Walker runs a cellphone trace then uses a paper map #Early2000s

Oh man the end of this movie is so good

Hahahahahaha in one shot during the motorcycle chase scene you can see a guy leaning off his deck taking pictures with a digital camera

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Ugh. Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5etB9H…

And that's the end of movie one! Lol there's a song in it called "Nocturnal Transmission"

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Also Lesson #1 of Fast and Furious films: ALWAYS stay after the credits. ALWAYS

"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those 10 seconds (or less)...I'm free."

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY I'M POSTING LIVE

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