I'm Marathonning All 8 Fast & Furious Films Today. This is my 2Fast2Furious open thread.

The Fast and the Furious (1) thread:

Our first short film! Turbo-Charged Prelude! Disappointingly, it did not feature a turbocharged Honda Prelude. Also, it sucked dong.

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Oh dat Luda hair. And dat pink S2000

TRIVIA FACT: The R34 GT-R that Paul Walker drives in this race is his actual car...
I think.

Ludacris: killing his friends with a bridge for the entertainment of the public.

Loving these classic Caprice cop cars

UGH. This movie is so much worse than the first one. When he fools the guy with the "what engine is better, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24" the dude says 24, because I mean if you didn't know and had to guess, it sounds like one's a 12 valve and one's a 24 valve. IDK it's a decent guess. And all Pauly can say is "I didn't know pizza places made motors." ugh.

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Awwwwwww Tyrese and Paul are gay together and they're sex wrestling! So cute!

Oh right, Eva Mendes is in this movie.

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"My Red Ferrari was impounded..." Uh...buddy you're going to have to be more specific, like 90% of all Ferraris are red

This guy wins the award for "deadest guy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfSUeD…

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Ah, the reverse at 80 MPH move, classic F&F

The tea set in this scene is simply exquisite

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Is there any character in this franchise who hasn't been to jail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhjMIh… Best car wash in film?

I should have counted the number of times somebody says "shit", complete stop, in this tag team race. It's....a lot of times.

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This rat torture scene. What the actual fuck.

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I nominate this asian rapper for worst single rap ever.

Aaaaand the horribleness of 2 Fast 2 Furious has driven me to drink. At 11:43AM.

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Is Tyrese in this movie solely responsible for the mid-00s spread of the term "bruh"?

Aaand this video is perfect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIEnb…

"They're closing in, man!" "SHUT UP, MAN" I hope the writers of this movie were paid handsomely

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Look closely: when the guy crosses himself after the EMP gets pulled out, he totally forgets the 4th point of the cross

Ah, the ol' nitrous exploding under the seat - oldest trick in the book

"You know, I like you. But I still gotta kill you." Ugh, so relatable. We've all been there.

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This guy straight up does a perfect replica of the Suarez bite on Paul Walker. Must be a Latino thing #JUSTKIDDING #NOTRACIST

Ahhh, the piecé de resistance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQWJ6…

And at the end of this movie, Tyrese devolves from "bruh" to "breh". I don't want to live on this planet anymore. BUT AT LEAST I SURVIVED. What cha gon do? Act a fool.

Next movie: "Los Bandoleros" -

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