Where only bears and the brutal winters can kill me.

I seriously cannot take driving in the DC Metro traffic any more. Everywhere I go there are fools, road ragers, self-centered a@@hols, and clueless distracted drivers.


OK, I’ll go back to my boring suburban life. But if one more a-hole cuts me off or runs a red light I’m moving to the arctic circle and buying a dog sled.

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