If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I'm not claustrophobic, but there is no way I will ever cave dive

This would be enough to turn me claustrophobic. Pretty sure I wouldn’t need to carry any ballast what with all the extra batteries I would be carrying to make absofuckinglutely sure none of my flashlights died on me. Plus there would probably be a few hundred pounds of extra flashlights too.

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