What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Our platform is as follows:

  • Every Tuesday is Twingo Tuesday.
  • The Nissan Versa is officially banned.
  • One hour of Unnecessary Car Shopping is mandated per day.
  • Ban the Versa again.
  • Change the national anthem to the 1982 number-one hit “Africa” by Toto.
  • Overturn the 25-year rule.
  • Ban CVTs.
  • Did I mention ban the Versa?

We firmly believe in a brighter and better future for America. Except Florida. That place can’t be saved. But yeah, vote for us.


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