Our platform is as follows:
- Every Tuesday is Twingo Tuesday.
- The Nissan Versa is officially banned.
- One hour of Unnecessary Car Shopping is mandated per day.
- Ban the Versa again.
- Change the national anthem to the 1982 number-one hit “Africa” by Toto.
- Overturn the 25-year rule.
- Ban CVTs.
- Did I mention ban the Versa?
We firmly believe in a brighter and better future for America. Except Florida. That place can’t be saved. But yeah, vote for us.
I’m BlueMazda2 and I approve this message.
Note: Failure to abide by the rules will result in a free one way ticket to gulag.