This two door, two seat, small truck thing isn’t working anymore.

Specifically, this full-size:

I audibly laughed when they called 15 city/20 highway fuel efficient in the ad. Though that’s pretty close to what my 4.3 gets right now.

That one has everything I want. Right color combo, power everything, remote start, fog lights, aux input on the factory stereo, the 5.3, and the G80 locking rear. No 4WD but eh, shit happens. Throw a bed cover on there and roll. Lose the gold bowties too.