So I'm surfing the interwebs at work during my lunch, and Toyota/Scion slaps me in the face with this.

I'mdigging the color combination. Go pokes. But then something horribke happens. I look at the tab. And I see this...

High Performance Coupé. WTF... What do you mean "high performance"? Cause you lowered it? Added some useless aero? A center exit exhaust? I'm sorry, I forgot the black badges add 50+ HP. How silly of me. This is what's wrong with marketing. Someone please tell me how this is high performance! Toyota build a damn high performance sports car that ain't a Lexus. Toyota is one if the worst offenders of this " sports car crap". Bruh

*Gets off soap box*