If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

im up

hahahahhaa no oversleeepies tododay!

anyhoo.... 20 minutes ago i got up fell down the stairs.... and found me daughter downstairs dancing around listening to whatever was on her ipad


soooo i booped her on the head and used me very best dad voice and said

what in fuck are you doing up girl?

she ran away

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