A 1969 Firebird coupe in a poop bronze color with a “drag-setup” (wider setup in the rear with fat tires, rear sitting noticeably higher than the front, ect.). All is normal. Until I noticed the name “Top Cock” along the spoiler, with considerably large and white trucker nuts dangling from something below the bumper (tow hitch, diff?). This is the Firebird I saw on my way to class this afternoon.
‘69 Firebird, Top Cock, and trucker nuts. Well if this isn’t the most unique Firebird I’ve ever seen, or sex jokes on wheels.