What is the correct way for a spider to wear pants?
Most of our male specimen use ‘em to cover our butts, dicks and legs ... the pants, that is, not the spiders. But how would spiders employ them? Since they technically sport 8 legs, none of them really armlike, should they not wear four pairs?
... should spiders wear highly complex pants featuring a large back piece to accomodate the buttocks/rear end, and two pairs of legs on each side?
Should spiders get to run around naked all day while we don’t?
Important stuff that needs answers.