For playing the sport for almost 20 years, everyone including myself are surprised I don’t care for the Madden video game series. Maybe it’s because I was never good at it. Or because the game is essentially the same every year with different players.

Illustration for article titled In Light of All These Madden Video Game Ratings...(Explicit)
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Regardless, I first read this a decade ago. And it still makes me cry with laughter. This guy, Ethan Albright, was rated horribly low on Madden 2007. He’s a longsnapper, so you really do not need decent ratings on speed, catching, tackling, etc.

In retaliation, he writes a strongly (very explicit) worded letter to John Madden himself. Even though John has little to no say on the player’s ratings. Some snippets include the following:

Give it a read for some laughs. Be warned of language and profanity.

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