Illustration for article titled In This Time of Great Upheval

Stef: Why is he running?
Mike: Because we have to chase him.
Stef: He didn't do anything wrong.
Mike: Because he's the hero Jalopnik deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.


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