I have been really good about my diet of late, so I am blowing it in the most glorious way possible. I was losing weight again, but this won’t help

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8 oz filet mignon, lobster mashed potatoes, cucumber salad, crispy brussel sprouts. Hey shop teacher, I guess I will still qualify for the fat guy division for our scooter rally.

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