What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Inebriated Insomniac AMA

To celebrate my recovery from E.Coli (thanks, Mexican airport tortilla soup!), I’ve decided to drink most of a bottle of rum while my dog silently judges me. I live a strange life. I’m retired in my early 30s, I own 11 cars and 6 boats, I have all the hobbies, I’m blacklisted in the Southern California legal community, I’m very drunk, I’m very bored, I’m definitely not sleeping tonight, and I split time between San Diego, Alaska, and Baja. Have at it, Oppo.

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