To celebrate my recovery from E.Coli (thanks, Mexican airport tortilla soup!), I’ve decided to drink most of a bottle of rum while my dog silently judges me. I live a strange life. I’m retired in my early 30s, I own 11 cars and 6 boats, I have all the hobbies, I’m blacklisted in the Southern California legal community, I’m very drunk, I’m very bored, I’m definitely not sleeping tonight, and I split time between San Diego, Alaska, and Baja. Have at it, Oppo.

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