Thursday nights are traditionally have-dinner-with-the-inlaws nights. I called to see what we wanted to do. MIL says they are going to look at cars. I say, "Oh, what kind?" she says "Fords"

That's real specific. Last time they went shopping for a cheap fuel efficient suv and absolutely not a wagon they came home with an Audi Allroad. The Audi ended up blowing a seal and they put a couple g's into it and now they want out.