Whilst poking the web on some tangent, I found this picture which reminded me of an encounter I had years ago I had a co-worker with a stupidly modified Jeep. Not this one in particular, but similar in concept - lift kit, oversized low-profile tires, tons of chrome, a winch and 782 lights strewn about. Despite the lift kit and winch it never went off road, for obvious reasons.

Anyway, one day he was giving me crap about my car, questioning why any self-respecting man would be caught driving, let alone intentionally going out and buying, a minivan. I could only think of one thing to say: I have a large penis.