This is the list, you may disagree, but you’d be wrong.

1- Real Leather

2- Real Wood

3- Velour

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4- Polished/Real Metal

5- Suede/Alcantara

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6- Properly Made Matte Plastic

7-Syntetic Leather

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8- Cloth

9- Being Stabbed

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10- Fake Wood/ Carbon Fiber

11- Chrome, Gaudy Awful Tacky Plasticky Fake Chrome

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12- Fucking Up Eggs Benedict.

13- Shitty Industrial-Revolution Grade Brittle Plastic.

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