This is the list, you may disagree, but you’d be wrong.

1- Real Leather

2- Real Wood

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3- Velour

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4- Polished/Real Metal

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5- Suede/Alcantara

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6- Properly Made Matte Plastic

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7-Syntetic Leather

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8- Cloth

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9- Being Stabbed

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10- Fake Wood/ Carbon Fiber

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11- Chrome, Gaudy Awful Tacky Plasticky Fake Chrome

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12- Fucking Up Eggs Benedict.

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13- Shitty Industrial-Revolution Grade Brittle Plastic.

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