I got an interview! Instead of a “thanks for your interest, we’re not hiring” email, I got a “Get here as soon as possible, we want to talk to you” email!
Minor drawback, I badly wanted to move to the PNW, but this firm is in the booming metropolis that is Wichita, Kansas.
(edit: I should clarify, I grew up in Wichita)
It’s a good firm though, and Wichita is cheap.