4 AM. Heard noise in back yard - fenced yard. Who the hell is making all that noise out there?

Released the dogs. Dogs found the intruder. Proceeded to sniff it. Play with it a little.

Intruder was not in playful mood. Sprayed my dogs. Now dogs, house, grass, shoes... everything smells like skunk

Washed the dogs the best I could, but my hands stink. Everyone in office is bitching.