If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Is it time to shitbpost?

In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,

Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool

When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,

I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......


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