Read ‘em weep em-effers!

-96% efficient

-Dual stage burners

-Variable speed fan, controlled by a frigging microprocessor (moon lander what?!).


Seriously though, I’ve been staring at it while silently admiring it’s efficiency and stealth operation, it is so damn quiet it makes my the furnace of my childhood home sound like a freight train.

I feel kinda weird about how psyched I am about a simple appliance. Veteran home owners is this normal?