With all of the debate about what makes a car jalop, I’ve decided to just clear some things up by making a unanimous unenforceable autocratic decision. Post a picture of your car here (YOUR car, not from the internet), and I will simplify all of this by telling you whether or not it is jalop. I am very good at judging people and their cars. I have tons of experience with this. There will be no appeals and the only judgement is final. I WILL JUDGE YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN CAR!

First up, Charlie - Jalop as fuck - At the event this picture was taken at, I had to rip off a part of bodywork that was dangling to pass tech and my engine blew up in the second heat. Good times.