Releasing a Pokemon Game for smartphones would be a terrible and life-destroying event for me. Worse than getting me hooked on crack. But I’m glad that’s not going to ever happen. So happy to live in a world where you can only play pokemon on nintendo devices, none of which I own.

What? But PS9, Nintendo just released-

I SAID, YOU CAN ONLY PLAY POKEMON ON NINTENDO CONSOLES AND NOWHERE ELSE