What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

I had the most dumb founding experience today while trying to buy a truck. Background info, it’s a 2017 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD High Country, 90 days old, priced at $48,150, I offered $47k a week ago when it was $48,999 and was told “No.” A sales guy called me this morning and sent me to a manager.

Manager: hey this is (moron), you spoke to (other moron) last week on this truck right?


Me: yes, I offered $47 bucks on it, he told me he needed list which was $48,999...but I see it’s basically $48,000 right now

Manager: Yeah, and your offer was what again?

Me: $47k

Manager: alright let me see what i can do.

*1 hour later I call him back*

Me: hey (moron), calling you back on that truck

Manager: Yeah, the GSM doesn’t want to take that big of a loss.

Me: 47,500...let’s get it done

Manager: nope

Me: $48,000 and you can bill me out right now and I’ll have a wire within 24 hours


Manager: plus doc

Me: what’s the doc fee?

Manager: 495

Me: 48,000 OTD

Manager: nope, pass *hangs up on me*

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