Today is a teacher workday and I’m in a classroom that may or may not become mine within the next few hours. They don’t know exactly where they want to put me and I don’t even have a roster for the class that starts tomorrow. Gotta love overcrowded, underfunded school systems. I spent two weeks in seventh grade doing NCFE test prep. The kids were good save for one in every class and four in the last block of the day.

Anyway, I am loving the environment despite the challenges. I’m sure my decade of experience as security in a bar can help. Some of these 13-14 year olds are as big as me.

Here is proof I’m in a middle school: