My wife has to work a funeral this afternoon. I’m going to not go to church, not watch sports, return a couple of VGA-USB Adapters to Best Buy, not wash the car, do a load of two of laundry, and do some homework. Also shitpost.

Also if you Google “Turbo Mullet,” this image is on the first page of image results.

Context: a friend mentioned that the Subaru Baja is a mullet among cars.