As much as I would love to trek across Illinois towing a trailer that’s longer than my car, I went with the more sensible option that won’t strain little Tucker.

One day little car, one day...

And yes, you better bet your arse that I’m going to write about whatever I end up with! I’m renting from a corporate office, which should mean that I get a fancy Transit, but I know those E-Series vans are still hanging around like cockroaches as well.