Saw my hand on the mouse, though (It wasn’t me)

Saw me watching the cam show (It wasn’t me)

While sitting on a dildo (It wasn’t me)

Same shit I tried to ban, though! (It wasn’t me)

10 gigs on the hard drive (It wasn’t me)

A hotter version of my wife (It wasn’t me)

Do as I say, not as I do (It wasn’t me)

What’s cool for me is a sin for you!