I’ve waited since last year for this day. Here’s the F20 BMW 114i for your time.
It’s literally the most basic BMW you can buy. It has no iDrive, no standard fog lights, and no buttons on the steering wheel. I remember people giving the 320i hell when it was introduced in the U.S. because of its lack of power and features. As much as it might be the “lease special BMW”, I don’t think you can get more basic than a 114i ES. I want one.