My new soon-to-be-new job, that is. And no, it doesn’t involve any steel beams. I have someone at the company who gave me a great recommendation (which is what got me the interviews) and told me today that the next phone call is 100% happening. After that, drug screening (which I will totally pass since I don’t do drugs), after that...orientation.

I’m just close enough to be uncomfortably far away from this...COME ON, BABY! WE’RE IN THE LAST FINAL STRECHES! IT’S THE LAST MILE! BE MERCIFUL, O SISTERS OF FATE AND LET ME HAVE THIS ONE! DON’T FUCK ME UP NOW!!