I decided it was time to clean the Safari after six years and before winter kicks in.
Spent $10 on the Ultimate car wash. Ooooh.
It still looks like shit, but at least it's clean shit.
Also, oh god the roof is terrible.
So I checked the transmission fluid level... lolalmostempty.
Added some fluid and it shifts a ton better. Still feels like it's slipping and the seal is totally leaking. But hey, temporary fix until I get a new(er) car.