If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Its Monday and I'm already done with this week

Traffic on the way home was inching forward slowly. This young woman in a truck is waiting to turn onto the road I'm on, from a sidestreet and I wave her on. She smiles and waves back and joins the road. Pleased with myself for not being a dickbag, I look at the stickers on the back of her truck and what do I see? This type of sticker and other assorted tinfoil hat conspiracy theory stickers. Why why why?!

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