If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

It's not flu, it's "acute laropharyngitis," a serious upper respiratory tract disease, YAY

Seriously fuck me...


...anyone know what car Ohtori Akio drives?

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Kat Callahan

Previously Correspondent, Asia at Jalopnik and LGBT Editor at Jezebel. Lover of the Oxford Comma, despite AP Style, and the Commonwealth "S." Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nippolitica