...that I ask myself what did I do to myself? Why did I buy this?
...a.k.a. When the hell did the 3-series, a compact sedan become so freakin big?
...a.k.a. 5-hours straight of annual major Svending and seasonal maintenance. 2-passes of citrus shampoo, Chemical Guys Black Light and Jet Seal, lubing all the hinges and weatherstrips.