I've been here for ~12 hours so naturally I now know everything there is to know about this city. For example, at least one person here has a diesel Cayenne. Other important points:
1. There are many, many stray dogs and cats.
2. It's pretty like, scenic, or whatever.
3. Except there's all these old ruined buildings that I guess they don't have time to demolish. Don't know what that's about.
4. The word for water in Athens is "Mythos" and it looks a little different from water in the states. Refreshing nonetheless, though.