If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

I've been on Craigslist today

And I found many things, starting with this delusional bastard who thinks his 11 year old 280,000 mile Audi A8 is still worth $7,500 because he’s done ‘maintenance’ and stuck a bunch of S8 parts on it.

Then there is this cool 420SEL on BBS wheels:

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And another super clean 420SEL:

And a 560SEL that’s in pretty good shape:

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And a Mercury Marauder:

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And the awesome but but financially ruinous Volvo S80 T6:

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And an old Escalade ESV Platinum which is currently on my short list for my second, more reliable car in a few months:

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And a Paulie Walnuts Cadillac Seville:

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