Now, precisely what variety of witch Rally Duck is, I’m not sure. Run of the mill Wiccan? Possibly. Fluffy white lighter? Maybe - definitely fluffy, rather than feathery. (This variety is why I tend to avoid Salem, MA this time of year.) Rally Duck doesn’t look badass enough to be Asatru, though it’s the cute quiet ones you have to watch out for, and to do rally you have to be at least a little bit badass. Maybe she’s a Viking shield maiden? Maybe Rally Duck is to Volvo or Saab as Trunkmonkey is to Subaru.