What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
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Just for you, My Citroen won’t start. 2010 Honda Fit Sport, 5AT, Storm Silver. I loved my old Smart, but the maintenance and repair costs were getting out of hand. This car should be cheaper to maintain. The extra size and decreased fun factor will take some getting to, and this car is far from unique: I saw at least two or three other identical Fits yesterday alone. I’m losing all kinds of Jalop points. Gone is my rear-engined, RWD, 70-hp, German-designed, French-built shitbox with its unpowered steering and hand-crank windows. *sheds tear*


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